A man suffered a serious heart attack and had
an open heart bypass surgery.
He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the
care of nuns at a Catholic hospital. As he was recovering,
a nun asked him questions regarding how he would like
to pay for his treatment.
She asked if he had health insurance. He replied,
in a raspy voice, "No health insurance." The nun asked
if he had money in the bank. He replied,
"No money in the bank."
The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"
He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are
not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."
The patient replied, "Send the bill to my brother-in-law."